Zone Jokes

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

Friend Zone Jokes More Friend Zone Jokes

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.