M'lady
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
Its ok, we can still be cousins."
The poplar ones.
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
At the Schopenhauer.
Nelson Candela
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.
WANNA RIDE BIKES
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Entering the friend zone.
