How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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None, political idealists can't change anything.

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Marriage.. you wanna?"

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Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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