How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?