Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A Brazilian!
Bingo.
Muscle tone deaf.
Because his pythons were sick
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
Show me your nose!"