How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.