How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.