Wurst Jokes

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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