You are the wurst.
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They are the wurst.
Their sausages are the wurst.
The Wurst.
Because they're the wurst.
Because they always fear the wurst.
Because they are the wurst.
He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.
They both fear the wurst
The WURST!
They fear the wurst!
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Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
Plane.
They have nein lives!
I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
A: Deterrent.
The curds get in the whey!
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Why di'n'ja 'vite us?
Because he was a fungi.
The punchline was too long
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Moo Zealand!
A zoo-t suit!
Now, both have an oscar.
The more you twist them the harder they get.