Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What do you call an angry German?

a sourkraut

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst