Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

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What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.