Because they are the wurst.
Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)
Follow the lieder!
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
They don't get better with age
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Their sausages are the wurst.
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Because they're the wurst.
