Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What do Germans call their own EasyMac?

Mein Kraft

What do you call fake German currency?

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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Their sausages are the wurst.

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They fear the wurst!