Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst