Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst