Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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Velveetazane

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They start coffin.

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It's skirts versus shins.

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A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.