Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

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How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst