Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!