Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.