What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )