What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

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What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!