What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.