What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!