Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
He just got laid by some chick!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
To pick up some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
With a dustpan..
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Chicks dig stars.
Because talk is cheep !
Let's get some chicks!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A lot of good yolks!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Stirrups
Chick to chick !
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Then I can bang other chicks "
A: To meet chicks.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
The rest are hunting peckers.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Hot cross bunnies.
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Beans on post !
Catholic priests
Because it's all play.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Russel
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
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