Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
He just got laid by some chick!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
To pick up some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
With a dustpan..
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Chicks dig stars.
Because talk is cheep !
Let's get some chicks!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A lot of good yolks!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Stirrups
Chick to chick !
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Then I can bang other chicks "
A: To meet chicks.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
I've never paid to have a lentil on me!
You would pay to have a potato on you...
by the pound.
Check mate"..
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
A Wii fit
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.
I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.
Reload and shoot again!
At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.
