Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
He just got laid by some chick!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
To pick up some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
With a dustpan..
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Chicks dig stars.
Because talk is cheep !
Let's get some chicks!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A lot of good yolks!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Stirrups
Chick to chick !
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Then I can bang other chicks "
A: To meet chicks.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
In case he gets a hole in one.
Garden hose.
Because it was the punch line.
Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Pupperoni
Democracy
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
She's only wearing one sock.
I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.
Russel
Under-bear.
In case he got a hole in one.
