How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".