How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.