How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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What's the best time to go to a dentist?

Two thirty

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.