Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who is high?

A Baked Bean!

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.