Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.