Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla