Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

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Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.