Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Hell-if-I-know!
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Because he thought it wood look better!
Because he got Snowden
A dry doc.
Diego
A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)
A: It swells at night.
Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.