What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.