What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.