What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."