What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.