What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

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Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!