What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.