What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

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What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."