Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.