Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!