Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!