What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

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Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.