What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.