What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What did the existential pig say?

What ham I