What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

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What did the existential pig say?

What ham I

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.