It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.
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A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
A gun.
Who cures?
I'm cured!"
Icee."
He cured them.
Tell them a secret
They hate getting cured.
The cure
When the ham is cured!
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They work it out with a pencil.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .
we're walking four abreast."
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
He spent all day gargoyling.
Because real doctors have cures.
Introduce him to Warhammer.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
With oinkment.
How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Food
Luters
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
A gun actually does something when triggered.
They both go PEW PEW PEW
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
You pull down its genes.
Costa Deli-Sol
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
He was losing his patients
Suture self!"
Cancer.
Americans put it everywhere!
