It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.
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A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
A gun.
Who cures?
I'm cured!"
Icee."
He cured them.
Tell them a secret
They hate getting cured.
The cure
When the ham is cured!
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They work it out with a pencil.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .
we're walking four abreast."
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
He spent all day gargoyling.
Because real doctors have cures.
Introduce him to Warhammer.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
With oinkment.
How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Food
Natural selection.
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Someone told him it was 2's day.
Because they won't believe it.
Because it was Frigid
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
Amazon of a gun !
A six-pack and a potato
a Mickey Moose
DECAPITATION!!!
A good personality
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
A teddy boar !
What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.
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