It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.
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A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
A gun.
Who cures?
I'm cured!"
Icee."
He cured them.
Tell them a secret
They hate getting cured.
The cure
When the ham is cured!
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They work it out with a pencil.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .
we're walking four abreast."
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
He spent all day gargoyling.
Because real doctors have cures.
Introduce him to Warhammer.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
With oinkment.
How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Food
Because they're inbred.
When he recycles garbage into ham.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Pull the pin and throw it back.
A #2 pencil
Because they're made out of graphite
Too many frames.
Aleve.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
Tarcoughski
The Dalek-atessan of course.:D
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Hi, hi, hi.
A firm grip on the back of her head.