It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.
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A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
A gun.
Who cures?
I'm cured!"
Icee."
He cured them.
Tell them a secret
They hate getting cured.
The cure
When the ham is cured!
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They work it out with a pencil.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .
we're walking four abreast."
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
He spent all day gargoyling.
Because real doctors have cures.
Introduce him to Warhammer.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
With oinkment.
How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Food
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
It must have fallen through a crack.
The pencil is better. It has a point.
They get a pencil and work it out.
Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.
They just work it out with a pencil!
One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
ya'll watch this!
Girl: Your feet.
A grudge.
A: Get off.
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
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A pizza can feed a family.
