How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.