How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.