How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

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What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film?

I can clearly see you're nuts

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.