Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job?

I'd say he's fairly incapa .

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What kind of patients?

All of them"

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!