Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which country do doctors hate?

any

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.