Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"