Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.