Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.