Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Claude!
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
hit him in the face with an Axe
Because they're into some funny business