What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients