When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
A white Christmas.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
Being 5 foot 6
The ground!
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
An oncologist.
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
It has a lot of problems.
A nun only serves one God.
Womb Service!
A: They went on stroke.