What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?

Boy do we have problems.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady