What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!