When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
They don't understand the concept of charging.
She worked it out with a pencil.
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Because I don't have any patients
Because it keeps the Doctor away!
Dilemmanade
The try-angle
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
A: A decade Ba dum tish.
Patient: She's out of town.
Because it was accidental.
