How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.