How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "