What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

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What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!