He can't go left
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Swiping and wiping.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Tinder
Carbon dating.
Swiper no swiping!!
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
It's all right!
On Tinder.
A swipe and wipe.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Pick up a penguin
Intimidating others.
To find a Significant Otter.
Tinder and Mild.
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
Timber
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
Pokemon
Zikachu.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"
I forgot to wet the soap.
Your mom is funny.
They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.
Your teeth!
from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
I still haven't caught any Pokemon.
Both are good places to find Catfish
Shelfish
Because they have space issues.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
