Tinder Jokes

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

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What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood?

That fish Cray.

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.