Tinder Jokes

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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He liked chillin.

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Netflix and chill.

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Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

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Your mom!

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.