What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line