What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards