What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator