What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards