What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

English Jokes More English Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.