E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
He wanted rich milk!
Yodela
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
THE ROLLING STONED!
Norman Rock Wells.
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
Because he crossed the line