What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.