What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.