E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
He’s only got little legs.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Look ma, no hands!
That's my buoy !
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards