What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.