What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.