E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
sometimes i get the joke.
The shoe has a sole
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
E.T. learned English and went home.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
so he could flip the bird
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
THE ROLLING STONED!
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
Because he crossed the line
