What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards