Because he has wee legs
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E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
They both steal your bike.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
Extra testicle
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
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E.T. learned English and went home.
Freedom of speech
E.T. the extra testicle.
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
Shall we walk home or take a dog
A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
A human chu
Something from another universe -ity !
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Holm School
The clam before the storm!
Becuase it was astronauty
Their spaceships Netherland.
A hot tamole
You jacket.
