Because he has wee legs
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E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
They both steal your bike.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
Extra testicle
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
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E.T. learned English and went home.
Freedom of speech
E.T. the extra testicle.
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
You dont fit in the hood kid.
I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves
Pro-state cancer.
He wanted someone who understood and case.
OC) Too many persuasive esses.
Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you
I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
They start with Juan
You stumped me!
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
