Because he has wee legs
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E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
They both steal your bike.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
Extra testicle
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
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E.T. learned English and went home.
Freedom of speech
E.T. the extra testicle.
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
It twerked.
He cantaloupe.
Because he crossed the line
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
Attire.
They're two-tired.
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Nun.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Cos he's only got little legs
