Because he has wee legs
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
They both steal your bike.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
Extra testicle
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
E.T. learned English and went home.
Freedom of speech
E.T. the extra testicle.
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
He got the phone bill
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".
There's none, both like clubbing.
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
Beethoven's last movement.
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
Because he always uses a razor.
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
My hands.
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Too many thank-you notes.
Because he crossed the line
Alien vs. Predator
