Because he has wee legs
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E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
They both steal your bike.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
Extra testicle
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
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E.T. learned English and went home.
Freedom of speech
E.T. the extra testicle.
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
He falls off
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
He wanted to find a tight seal.
They pick and choose what they want to believe.
Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards
So I thanked him and went back home.
because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Nostrildamus
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"
