He saw the phone bill.
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He got the phone bill
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
A. Hump me dump me!!
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
You have tumor months to live.
Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"
Militia Etheridge
Militia Etheridge.
Montana.
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Has that been tried yet
Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.
About fifty pounds
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
