He saw the phone bill.
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He got the phone bill
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
Because it's not Adele
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
She must have called a 1,000 times
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Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Revolver Camelot!
Guinevere liked to hump a lot.
E.T. learned English and went home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
Diversion Mary
