He saw the phone bill.
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He got the phone bill
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
A good start.
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Danke memes
Cause endorphins make me feel good.
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
Your dentist.
