Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Endorphin Jokes More Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins