Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

Endorphin Jokes More Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.