Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins