Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Endorphin Jokes More Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.