Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Endorphin Jokes More Endorphin Jokes

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin