Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin

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Your parents would know!

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He was gladiator

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They both give kids a little head.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!