Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin

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He prawned everything !

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It's not a too-nah!"

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Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.