Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid