Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin

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He was just a nerdy digger.

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Serving dual porpoises!

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I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

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It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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