What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!