What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Previous Random Joke Next
Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.