What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry