What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.