How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.