How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know