How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.