How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute