How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!