How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.