How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water?

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.