10 Second Jokes

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.