What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola