What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"