What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany