What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness