What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.