What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.