What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!