What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red