What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!