What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.