What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.