What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.