What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck