What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.