What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck