What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck