What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.