How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping