How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.