What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement