What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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What is something we all lost?

The Game

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!