Pavement Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.