I literally can't even."
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Coffee Mug
A: Who cares!
A bananosecond
The pavement
Crumbs!
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
You feeling salty bro
Elf and safety
The safety.
Two pirates
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
How slime flies!
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
Tennish.
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
Hit him in the face with an axe
Cuz I wouldn't hit that.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
Terrible at CC