Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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Well, it worked with the slaves.

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hit him in the face with an Axe

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Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!