Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

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How about her mom?

Has she said anything

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.