What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !