Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.