Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.