What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname