What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname