What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.