What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.