What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

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Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.