What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name