What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

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What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.