What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.